Legend has it that Rita and automobiles went together like motor oil and water. There are many stories - mostly from her youth - stories of horrified mothers racing out to grab their children from the sidewalks as they saw her car approaching. There are stories of cars going in and out of ditches, terrifying her little brother. There is even a story of Rita driving a snazzy red Chevy Malibu crashing through a poor old woman's house! Yes its true!
I'm told, the legend begins in the year of our Lord 1968. It was a subtle sign of things to come, just a peek into the madening relationship with cars that would manifest itself as a trail of debris in her rear view mirror. It was not just another day in Driver's Ed. class. Today, as the members of her driving group arrived, still wiping the tears of fear from their eyes, and as her instructor opened a fresh bottle of Peto Bismol, they were all thinking the same thing: 1. It was Rita's turn to drive. 2. Were they going to survive? They had all ridden with her before. There was - etched in their memory - the sound of broken glass, the screams, the sight of Rita taking her hands from the wheel to cover her own eyes - Yes, even she was afraid to ride with herself - and finally the instructor regaining control of the vehicle. The year Rita Jones took Driver's Ed. some say, was the longest summer of their lives. But that of course, is just a legend.